The Life and Death and Life of Frank

by 2014-15 Calliope Staff

The exuberant elephant was climbing a waterfall while he chewed a stick of cinnamon. After he spat out the swatch of fiery hell, which he regretted because it felt tickly and utterly sweet, the elephant trudged into lava. T?here he realized he had transcended beyond, screaming "What debauchery!" He laughed for a million nanoseconds, then squatted ceremoniously underneath the lava flow to relax. Suddenly, water froze the lava for eternity, trapping turtles and the elephant indefinitely. "This wasn't often to rhyme with Nymbus) was not Tim.