What Not To Do at a Stoplight

by 2014-15 Calliope Staff


Big Hash-Slinger sang a ditty 'bout dat nitty-gritty itty-bitty antidisestablishmentarianism. What Eminem master couldn't understand is why whites always do the dougie sprinting on mobile devices while actually tip-toeing nimbly towardsd a monskey grinder. Jordans, shining in the darkness with gusto, move quicker than stampeding bulls on teh dance floor? I hate Driver's Ed.