Battle at Hogwarts

by Brooke Powell


I hopped off the train called Hogwarts Express

With Hermione and Ron again

Welcome to the land where magic exists

What house will I be sorted in?

 

Walked in the hall,

Here I am for the first time

Look to my left and I see the Sorting Hat’s line

This is all so scary

But I can’t wait ‘til I meet Harry

 

My owl is hooting and I’m feeling sort of homesick

Getting sorted and I’m nervous

And then death eaters fly into the hall and then

Everybody grabs their wand

Everybody grabs their wand

Everybody grabs their wand

 

(Chorus)

So I put my wand up,

Casting my spell

And the death eaters fly away

Swishing my like yeah

Flicking my wand like yeah

I got my wand up

Expelliarmus

Harry Potter saves the day

Yeah, it’s a battle at Hogwarts today

Yeah, it’s a battle at Hogwarts today

 

Walk to the field of Quidditch Pitch

Everybody is flying around

Like “who’s that witch who caught the snitch”

I guess that I’m a seeker now

 

So hard with these wizards all around me

Definitely not a muggle party

‘Cause I all I see are Weasleys

Why are they all staring at me>

 

My broom is soaring and I’m feeling so fantastic

We’re winning now without even using magic

That’s when Voldemort and his men fly in

And the battling goes on

And the battling goes on

And the battling goes on

 

(Chorus)

 

Feel like hopping on a broom (on a broom)

Back in to my common room (common room)

Something stops me every time (every time)

Gotta help stop Voldemort this time

 

(Chorus x2)


A Parody of the Song

"Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus