Mr. Late Night

by Abbey Schlanz


Coming out of my class

And I’ve been wanting to cry

Gotta gotta eat nugs

Because I want ‘em all

It started out with a chick

How did it end up like this?

It was only a chick, it was only a chick

Now I’m eating nuggets

And they’re breaded and fried

And the smell is toxic

No, I can’t even lie

Now I’m taking a bite

And my tastebuds are lit

And it’s all in my mouth

Now, it slides down my throat

Now, there it goes

 

I just can’t stop it’s thrilling me

And making me full

Gluttony, turning me into a pig

Eating cheesy chili fries

Choking on some apple pie

But it’s just the price I pay

This tasty food is killing me

Hand me some more of those fries

I’m Mr. Late Night.


A Parody of the Song:

"Mr. Brightside" by the Killers